Here we go guys, this one's for you. Ladies, don't be offended. We're taking a look in the mirror here is all. So let's have some fun with this and explore the topic in a spicy, tongue in cheek manner. Women can have a sense of humor too, no?
Well, we're about to find that out.
You see, in astrology, Mars rules the sign of Aries and represents the stage of life we call infancy. The Aries woman is honest, direct, naive, romantic, fanciful and a true believer in fairy-tales. Quick to laugh, cry, yell and act, she’s also a classic windmill-tilter - she rushes into the fray.
That the fray only exists in the land of her rose-colored glasses may take her some time to figure out, and may even result in a most unladylike tantrum.
Obviously, every woman can’t be an Aries. However, every astrological chart has some Mars (Aries) influence. Just as there are twelve signs, so too, there are twelve astrological Houses that rule twelve life sectors.
Foresighted boyfriends, husbands and lovers should check out which House Mars lands in within their girlfriend’s chart for a heads up as to which area of life may bring out her warrior princess.
So let's take a close look at the Aries warrior princess cum laude . . err, bitch - and find out what makes her see red.
Mars In The First House: The Public Face
This princess attacks projects with verve. This bitch is bossy and make things difficult when she gets bored. And by bored I mean . . not enough drama for her.
Mars In The Second House: Resources, Tangible And Intangible
This princess works hard for her money. This bitch is ambitious, acquisitive, possessive and a spendthrift. She won't be supporting you while you crash out on her sofa.
Mars In The Third House: Communication
This princess is expansive, articulate, confident, informed, direct and willing to defend her point of view. This bitch is brash and cocky, the type that adheres to an opinion out of loyalty rather than common sense. In otherwords, she's a stubborn one.
Mars In The Fourth House: Home And Family
This princess is a domestic goddess. This bitch rules the roost with an iron rod - and an iron fist . . or an iron foot up your you-know-what.
Mars In The Fifth House: Recreation And Pleasure
This princess loves sports, hobbies and romance. This bitch is an adrenalin junky. Start toying with this one - and she'll beat you at your own game.
Mars In The Sixth House: Day To Day Regimen and Livelihood
This princess runs the show backwards and color-coded. This bitch doesn’t play nice with co-workers, especially "slow-workers." March to the beat of her drum . . or she'll bash you over the head with it.
Mars In The Seventh House: Unions, Romantic And Tactical
This princess is a sexual dynamo and lives for the thrill of a challenging partner. This bitch requires a U.N. tutor to grasp notions such as negotiation and concession. Can anyone say . . hell on wheels?
Mars In The Eighth House: Support From Others, Legalities and Metaphysics
This princess attracts love and money. This bitch may experience a dearth (lack) due to trust issues. Fatal attraction comes to mind . . .
Mars In The Ninth House: Wider World, Higher Education, Travel, Culture, Law, Religion and Commerce
This princess is broad-minded, quick to grasp the theoretical, with a passion for ferreting out the truth. This bitch can wax bombastic, dismissing ideas that she doesn’t care for. Ignorance is bliss . . or so they say.
Mars In The Tenth House: The Public Arena, Career Path, One's Social Standing And Reputation
This princess is a self-starter, seeking and finding success like a duck seeks water. This bitch is smug and opinionated with a need to win that could become an at-all-costs venture. All's fair in love and . . err, war.
Mars In The Eleventh House: Groups, Societies, Friendships And Organizations
This princess is smart about choosing her allies. This bitch isn’t into teams and will receive many lumps to her ego before she acknowledges she cannot do it all by herself. She sees the word "me" in "team."
Mars In The Twelfth House: Secrets, Quietly Born Burdens, Jails, Hospitals and Karma
This princess is sensitive and works well alone. This bitch lacks confidence because her zest for life has been squashed. She's got 16 cats . . and is about to adopt one more.
Where Is Mars In Your Girlfriend's Natal Chart?
Enter her birth data at Cafe Astrology to find out. Once you generate the chart wheel, scroll down to it and click on the symbol for the planet Mars (♂), a circle with an arrow above it. You will then be given the House that Mars sits in via a Roman numeral.
Then tell us, which bitch do you have on your hands right now?
And ladies, tell me . . .what do you see in the mirror?
Derek is a Pisces who is an active blogger for the website Aligned Signs, an astrology matching website. Always having an interest in astrology and self-awareness, Derek is fairly new to blogging. In his spare time he enjoys spending his time with his girlfriend and family and just living a peaceful life.